Peter Kay's Universal Truths

In continuation of my exposes on TRUTH, these are the words of UK based comedian Peter Kay on things that are universal truths (worthy argument against some parts of my last blog). ENJOY!!!


1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

4) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator

5) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

6) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

7) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

8. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

9) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

10) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

11) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

12) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

13) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee

15) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

16) You never ever run out of salt.

17) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

18) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

19) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

23) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.